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2008-05-17T12:23:09Z

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1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human who don’t enjoy = Do Donkey work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

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In other words,

Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

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Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!

And the Donkeys lived happily ever after....

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The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

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"Very good, thank you."

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January to december

sunday to saturday

Am to Pm

My feelings for u have never changed.......

u....

R....

always....

a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,

the world seems to be fading away,

come along with me

i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit

on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......

Open ur eyes !

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands.............

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too

much, fell

into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really

works!"

LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in

ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ........pick d phone idiot

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in

love

SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?

A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

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Q: Why can't you trust a woman?

A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't

die?

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take

your house and car with them.

Q: What's the speed limit of s�x?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her

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Teacher: What is your problem?

Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the

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The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

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Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36

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said the principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to

ask. The principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?

Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious

and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

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answer, the boy was already answering.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a

dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes openned really wide and

before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands.

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I

get wet before you do.

Boy:Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit

tense and took one large vodka peg.....

Boy: Wedding Ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow

me, you feel good .

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of

heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it

u have to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than

for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife

after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME.